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On this page, you will be able to donate to the countless surgeries that I will unquestionably need as a result of me eating like a damn pig all over the world.  Click to donate below!

About the Surgeries:

Tijuana Lipo – This will fund a liposuction procedure in sunny Tijuana, Mexico. (Plane ticket included. Sidearms, bullets, and bodyguards not included.)
Lap-Band Surgery – This will fund an adjustable gastric band. This is a band that goes around the stomach, which controls hunger. I obviously need this.
Coronary Bypass – This surgery will help my heart from shutting down from all of the cholesterol-laden food that I eat.  Mmmm… steak.

The Beatles were wrong–all you need is PayPal!

Tijuana Liposuction

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Lap-Band Surgery

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Coronary Bypass

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